Holy Gazpacho, I Wrote A Book Or Something!!!

It’s here! It’s here! Holy smokes. After brunch with my family, I come home to find four boxes of Slow Dance with Sasquatch in my garage. Such a great reward for doing the difficult but necessary work of eating a delicious waffle and corned beef hash at my favorite breakfast restaurant. For reals, I worked my buns off on this thing. This is almost three years of dedicated effort. I would be so grateful if you went to Amazon and got yourself a copy. Thank you so much to Derrick Brown and Daniel Lisi and Write Bloody Publishing for trusting me enough to make this dream turn into something very soft and beautiful that I can hold in my hands. Thank you to my family for supporting my dream to be poor. Thank you to all of the girls who were all like “You know, you should really be working on your poetry instead of having sex with me” but didn’t EXACTLY say that but that’s what they meant. Thank you to Mindy Nettifee and Brian S. Ellis for their incredible edits. Thank you to everybody who has ever met me and comes to poetry shows and believes in the radness of books. You are in here somewhere. Now look at photography pictures!!!

 

 

 

Proud papa of a fat little wordbaby.

 

 

 

 

The beautiful cover by Blaine Fontana

 

 

 

 

The doublesexy back cover, by Bill Jonas. Amazing quotes from Anis Mojgani and Jorge Garcia!

 

 

 

Of all the great days, this one is pretty way the hell up there. I am so grateful. So, so grateful.

 

 

 

 

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Slow Dance with Sasquatch

Friendyos! My first book of pooeems, “Slow Dance with Sasquatch”, coming out April 15th from Write Bloody Publishing, is available for pre-sale on Amazon at a discounted price. Click on this rad cover (art by Blaine Fontana) and get your copy. Then bring your copy to a live show (which I will announce on this website) and I will draw a butt on it and rub my beard gently on your earlobes until neither one of us will ever be comfortable again.

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THIS MONTH’S LIGHTBULB MOUTH MAKES ME HAVE TO WEAR TWO PAIRS OF UNDIES

HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS.

This month’s Lightbulb Mouth is going to be just bonkers magic. Here is the ridiculous, RIDICULOUS line-up:

 

Amber Tamblyn

 

Beau Sia

 

Daniel McGinn

 

 

Mindy Nettifee

 

Buzzy Ennis

 

and returning champion Caitlin Parrish!!!!!

 

Musical guest Ray Barbee.

Hosted by myself and Dr. Derrick Brown.

Plus a super special celebrity guest.

If you miss this, you’re not going to want to even look in mirrors for awhile.

See you at Harvelle’s, 7pm, March 25th.

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Lightbulb Mouth is Back!

Well, my friends, the time has come. The return of Lightbulb Mouth is upon us! The legendary literary show that turned Long Beach, California from a quaint fishing village to a towering metropolis is BACK! I will be co-hosting alongside former paratrooper, king of poetry, and queen of Long Beach, Dr. Derrick Brown. Check out lightbulbmouth.org for more details!

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Watch Me On Television!

Wowzerz, friends! I just booked a co-star on this TV show:

I will be acting with this handsome gentleman:

 

 

 

DREE.MEE.

Also, check out my new Video page under the Poetry section for the poem I wrote and performed for the Encyclopedia Show Los Angeles! Until next time, my sweet pumpernickel dreamers!

 

 

 

 

 

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